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Single player and online games => SWAT4 => Topic started by: [predaeus] on 2005-05-24 15:26:53



Title: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [predaeus] on 2005-05-24 15:26:53
Today around 1700 GMT an idiot joined "Looking for...Serious CoOP", a coop server, and pretended to be LA^Witchkeeper^PD. He/she killed everyone and blocked the game, as the server is dedicated.



The subject repeatingly flooded with some "...PAYPAL NEEDED....CONTACT AT OFFICIAL FORUMS..GREG...blabla....AT VU FORUMS..." message.



Maybe this info is useful to somebody.



Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [jimforthewin] on 2005-05-24 15:52:33
Yea we already know about it.  Cant do anything about it other than laugh at the twat.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [predaeus] on 2005-05-24 16:47:08
Pointman finally kicked him after making sure its not Witchy.



Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [jimforthewin] on 2005-05-24 16:50:11
Witchy wouldnt be so annoying.  And if he was being annoying, he would do it in a funny way.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: nN on 2005-05-24 19:58:14
I think it was Witchy just after drinking too much gin.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Witchkeeper] on 2005-05-24 21:18:44
Wasn't me, sorry about that but there are morons about and nothing one can do about them.



I would pretend to be upset that someone is 'blackening' my name (oh lordy!) but I can't really be arsed..if this sort of thing amuses someone whose brain is clearly only a fraction of the size of his no doubt tiny penis then good for them.



Sorry to [furrys] though, at least if you ban by IP I'd still get in  smile



Nothing I can do though, sadly.



EDIT: But bloody hell I'd love to game at 1700GMT. Bloody imposters luck!


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-05-31 16:31:02
the fart man wrote on Tue, 31 May 2005 13:24

Quote:

if this sort of thing amuses someone whose brain is clearly only a fraction of the size of his no doubt tiny penis then good for them




"Tiny" is a relative term.  My penis is "tiny" next to the third tallest standing Sequoia in the San Andreas Mountains.  Yet gargantuan next to a grain of rice... or the above average size of the penis belonging to virtually all mortals.  What bothers me most is that I've used the word "penis" three times during this post.  I clearly have nothing better to do.  



No substantial point to this post, and although I don't know you very well, I'm certain I could distinguish an idiot from yourself.  I don't suspect you have any reason to be concerned.






In others words, "Hi I'm Fart Man and I'd very much like to be disliked for saying stupid shit for no reason about people I don't know. Please ban me or at least flame my ass into a burnt crisp."





Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [GhostRider] on 2005-05-31 18:15:22
Yeah, that pretty well sums it up.



Success, by the way!!!


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-06-02 17:27:19
Outline of thread:



    -Pred points out a Witchkeeper impersonator, various [peoples] comment on it.  

    -Witch adds his view on the situation.

    -Fartman comes in on the scene, possibly attempting some sort of observational humor, but instead ends up attacking, or at least appearing to attack,  Witch totally unprovoked.  Either way, making an ass of himself.

    -I point this out

    -Ghost concurs with my observation

    -Fartman proceeds to flame as if he's a 13 year old child.





What I'm trying to figure out is why you were so offended in the first place when Witch started going off on his impersonator.  There's not really any reason for you to have any stake in the matter, and thus no reason to start attacking.  Unless you were the impersonator I suppose.  The other possibility is a very bungled post, in which case you could have fixed it or possibly explained.



I suspect that you are off some sort of  medication recently and it's having some rather unpleasant results.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-06-03 02:12:47
If you are  going to continue to flame and bitch and moan, could you at least try to be interesting?  You are really inept at this sort of thing.



I suppose I'm spoiled by dealing with masters. Slippery Jim, as you mentioned, now there is a true master of the internet argument.   You are not worthy to even type his name.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [predaeus] on 2005-06-03 07:09:44
So much about securing Witchy's honor to people who don't know him at all...


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: -Dick on 2005-06-03 10:28:55
And for the record I am the 13 year old expert, not Don.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: Slippery_Jim on 2005-06-03 12:45:02
Thanks Don.  Do I get an award of some kind and where do I go to make my acceptance speech?   Can I wear shorts to the dinner?



Quote:

Slippery Jim and [furrycat] are the only worthwhile people here... of course there are a few exceptions with you not being one of them.




Hmmm, please don't say shit like that because it usually leads to people flaming me in response.  Errr, I guess Don's reply already took care of that.  Too late.



For the record I do think Don makes some very witty and amusing responses in these forums and he makes some of the better mods.  I am biased, but I think the monkey gun and chicken cannon combo mod was one of the better mods for Swat 3.



Please use the edit button and remove my name from your post.



BTW is Fartman serious and does anyone have a clue who he really is?


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-06-03 12:54:39
In all honesty, I reread the Fart's original post, and it's likely that I read the part about knowing witch from an idiot with a sarcastic tone that was not intended which threw the rest of post into a very strange light.   So I'll will say sorry about that if I did indeed read it the wrong way.



However, given his low quality responses and showing of his true colors, I now know I can safely ignore any of his posts without missing anything interesting.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-06-03 13:10:28
SlipperyJim wrote on Fri, 03 June 2005 09:45

Thanks Don.  Do I get an award of some kind and where do I go to make my acceptance speech?   Can I wear shorts to the dinner?








I'm told that your Master Forum Jedi robes are waiting for you at the temple. They won't let me back in because I b0rken my flamesabre.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: Slippery_Jim on 2005-06-03 14:51:27
Hmmmph.  They won't let me back into the temple.  Last time I was there I nearly burnt it down.  Besides the monthly membership fee is almost as expensive as SWG.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [furrycat] on 2005-06-03 15:52:00
Knowing your fondness for alter egos I could see how that could get expensive.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-06-03 16:19:58
[furrycat

wrote on Fri, 03 June 2005 12:52]Knowing your fondness for alter egos I could see how that could get expensive.




Said the owner of four accounts.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [furrycat] on 2005-06-03 16:27:30
I believe the number you are thinking of is one.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: Slippery_Jim on 2005-06-03 17:29:45
Quote:

Knowing your fondness for alter egos I could see how that could get expensive.




Do you know how many times I get accused of posting under a different alias and it wasn't me?  It was funny at first to see everyone seeing "Slippery Jim" in every arse that posted but the amusement factor has long since disappeared.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-06-03 17:49:18
[furrycat

wrote on Fri, 03 June 2005 13:27]I believe the number you are thinking of is one.






*cough*owner*cough*



Not payer.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: Slippery_Jim on 2005-06-03 20:16:10
fake


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Witchkeeper] on 2005-06-03 22:45:32
Rather a surprising turn of events.



I rather felt being impersonated by very stupid people deserved a certain response. And it was fairly mild in comparison to what one could potentially have posted. If it offended anyone however then I do apologise.



As for the many / alternative / additional accounts Slippery Jim you know you have done it in the past and people go on previous behaviour, cry wolf early get bitten on the rear later, as they say.





Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: -Dick on 2005-06-03 22:47:31
http://www.hamiltontn.gov/ems/images/EMS%20fire%20extinguisher%202004%20009.jpg


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Witchkeeper] on 2005-06-03 23:07:20
See, because I apologised about the penile reference I now cannot offer a prescription for a burning dick. Shame that.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: Slippery_Jim on 2005-06-04 02:42:48
Quote:

As for the many / alternative / additional accounts Slippery Jim you know you have done it in the past and people go on previous behaviour, cry wolf early get bitten on the rear later, as they say.




As I said that reputation is completely overblown.  Hell, some extremely deranged people even love to make up very malicious things to suit their own agenda.



However I suspect we should change the direction of this thread and head it back to Fartman.  Be honest, Fartman is one of your own Furry members joking around right?


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Witchkeeper] on 2005-06-04 09:15:41
Well we only have your word on that..


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: Slippery_Jim on 2005-06-04 10:06:56
If you want to make an accusation then make it.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: -Dick on 2005-06-04 10:08:19
ok, nobody cares anymore.



http://www.kgap.co.uk/Large/Fire%20demo.jpg



Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-06-04 11:11:04
As I said that reputation is completely overblown.



I don't know about 'completely' but overblown I strongly suspect to be true.  







Hell, some extremely deranged people even love to make up very malicious things to suit their own agenda.



Yes they are called Neo-Cons in America.



.... Be honest, Fartman is one of your own Furry members joking around right?



If only that were true, but alas no.  He annually makes a stop in and gets all offended by somesuch and storms off in a huff each time.  Vowing to never return.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Witchkeeper] on 2005-06-04 13:30:02
*yawn*


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: Slippery_Jim on 2005-06-04 13:43:07
I thought so, lol.



edit:  anyways, back to the original topic of Fartman...



http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/04111901.html


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: -Dick on 2005-06-04 23:44:53
http://wiscinfo.doit.wisc.edu/arboretum/controlledburn/Fire%20out753c.jpg


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [GhostRider] on 2005-06-05 16:00:22
Quote:

this will be the last time I stumble in here


Thank God for small miracles!!


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [_PhoeniX_] on 2005-06-09 07:15:43
-Dick wrote on Sat, 04 June 2005 04:08

ok, nobody cares anymore.



http://www.kgap.co.uk/Large/Fire%20demo.jpg






I would like to say, that for the record, your picture made me re-care. As in.. I want to see the blondes naked.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Longbow] on 2005-06-09 16:05:57
LOL  i didnt even notice the fire in that picture the first time i saw it... lol


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-06-09 16:12:38
[Longbow

wrote on Thu, 09 June 2005 13:05]LOL  i didnt even notice the fire in that picture the first time i saw it... lol






Too busy wondering why the boy's ass was covered up to notice?


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Longbow] on 2005-06-09 18:10:19
haha,  yea thats it...


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [GhostRider] on 2005-06-10 14:04:54
Well, the one on the left is lookin a little bit thick. The one on the right, however, is lookin pretty good to me.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Don_T_Shoot] on 2005-06-10 14:23:58
errr, the one on the left = a dude.  


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Longbow] on 2005-06-10 18:21:11
doh!!  busted!!!


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [GhostRider] on 2005-06-10 19:35:03
I could see how sword swallowers like you guys could become confused.  Allow me to clarify in the following photo:

http://www.furryclan.net/members/ghostrider/firedemo2.jpg



Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [Longbow] on 2005-06-10 20:24:55
oh i get it now...i never noticed the guy standing there either...


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: -Dick on 2005-06-11 00:12:48
[nobody cares where this fucker is.]



I'd be willing to guess he is inside one of the 2 on the right quite regularly, and is also a child of the multimedia explosion, therefore, I DO care where he is, and what his website is with the webcams and videos so I can masterbate furioulsy to his little weenie poking teh hotness in the doopa.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: [GhostRider] on 2005-06-12 00:01:18
-Dick wrote on Fri, 10 June 2005 19:12



I can masterbate furioulsy to his little weenie.




Nuff Said.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: Slippery_Jim on 2005-06-12 00:39:07
Hmmm, I think that is a tranny Lego in -Dick's avatar.


Title: Re: Fake LA^Witchkeeper^PD
Post by: -Dick on 2005-06-12 04:15:37
DAMN.  



*shakes fist*



FOILED AGAIN!