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« on: 2002-04-17 01:46:48 »

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« Reply #1 on: 2002-04-17 02:06:50 »

Where do you find this stuff?
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« Reply #2 on: 2002-04-17 08:31:12 »

LMAO!
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« Reply #3 on: 2002-04-17 09:01:13 »

You could use this as a new, polite way to mention the unmentionable.



"The lady and I had had a few drinks and we retired to her apartment.  It wasn't long before we were doing Sweet Release out of thirty dollars..."
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« Reply #4 on: 2002-04-17 10:02:11 »

I talked to a sex crazy kid who is in med school about this stuff.

He seemes to think there is some issues with it.  He claims since it talks about weight loss and excessive hair and nail groth it must have some ephedrine and/or additional addatives that are not welcome for the basic oral sex lover.



Besides all of that, it could/would take almost a month to get your spunk to taste like applesauce, which coincidentaly is only a 30 value.  My luck I would take it for 27 days, fire off one glorious wad of applseed, and forget to havea partner over to enjoy its wholesome , crisp apple, goodness.
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« Reply #5 on: 2002-04-17 12:17:48 »

yea i take ephedrine on long nights at work when i get tired or sleepy....mr willy dont wake up when u r on that shit....p.s. the ladies already like the flavor.
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« Reply #6 on: 2002-04-17 17:27:15 »

ive never had any complaints either.
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« Reply #7 on: 2002-04-17 21:34:16 »

Some dont like it, some are afraid because they have never tried it.  Generally I tell em its like broccoli, once you eat it and its prepared properly, it slides right down and is great everytime.
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« Reply #8 on: 2002-06-10 03:21:00 »

Haha



This is too funny. Isn't oral sex illegal?
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« Reply #9 on: 2002-06-10 03:39:07 »

You're thinking of software piracy.
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« Reply #10 on: 2002-06-10 05:40:13 »

Actually, oral sex IS illegal in some states here.
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« Reply #11 on: 2002-06-10 14:38:09 »

yea most of those states r south of the mason dixon
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« Reply #12 on: 2002-06-10 15:04:27 »

Coincidence??
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« Reply #13 on: 2002-06-12 01:09:05 »

It sure is illegal here in California, I remember our Biology teacher telling us that. Anal sex is illegal also
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« Reply #14 on: 2002-06-12 10:06:30 »

Being as I dont know you personally, dont take this personal. but if you look in the mirror, is there a reason why they may not want you to have spawn?  
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