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« Reply #1080 on: 2006-11-17 20:10:53 »

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« Reply #1081 on: 2006-11-20 12:47:47 »

Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The Marine shrugged and replied: "Recoil." (Itís hard to fault a Marine thatís eloquent)
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« Reply #1082 on: 2006-11-20 19:24:45 »

I heard that one before.  I think those baby photos are hilarious.  I liked the one that -Dick put up a while ago of the same baby yelling, "INCOMING!"  I almost spit my drink all over the monitor on that one.
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« Reply #1083 on: 2006-11-20 21:11:23 »

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[12:46] [DT], Drax: I enjoy hooking my little sister up with guys from across the country
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« Reply #1084 on: 2006-12-09 13:02:49 »

Ever wanted to see where your wife or girlfirend was?  If she has a cell phone it;s as easy as entering it into a website.

not safe for work due to some banner ads that are a bit kinky.

http://wifetrace.com
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« Reply #1085 on: 2006-12-12 13:38:17 »

thats pretty cool,  it showed me exactly where she was at and it was up to the minute real time
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« Reply #1086 on: 2006-12-13 02:30:44 »

Thats so funny [PhoeniX]. I can't stop laughing!!!!!
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« Reply #1087 on: 2006-12-14 10:40:46 »

Thats so funny [PhoeniX]. I can't stop laughing!!!!!
crap, yea, didn't know there was more than one page.
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« Reply #1088 on: 2006-12-14 21:29:14 »

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Dear Abby
« Reply #1089 on: 2006-12-22 05:21:02 »

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...the phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided to park my Harley next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle, that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking from the cylinder head gasket.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take the Harley back to the dealer?
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« Reply #1090 on: 2006-12-25 14:05:36 »

LOL
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« Reply #1091 on: 2006-12-25 16:53:15 »

maybe he should date Abby
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